Do you see that beach? That clear water? On the one hand, oh.my.god. I cant wait. On the other hand what the hell happened to my body? Bikini? And holy whiteness batman, I need a tan before the natives kick me off the island for all the sun glare I'll create!
So here is my question of the day: doesn't wine count as juice? Aren't there stories about resveratrol and its anti-aging capabilities? I've sucked down the entirety of Napa Valley... resveratrol is NOT working! The body is still heading south before I get there!