Why is it that everyone on the planet gets a day off when they are sick... except a Mom? I want to crawl back into bed because I look like this today:
There's no energy to bitch slap him and he senses that so he follows that with "You look like crap. Why don't you go to bed???"
Why don't I go to bed............. he wonders why I plot his demise!
Tomorrow... I'll plot his demise tomorrow, but right now I'm going back on the couch and waiting for death!